Diary of a Flutist

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

killtheweirdkid:

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

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baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at its finest

baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at its finest

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natsa-is-a-free-elf:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

BEST FUCKING PLOT TWIST!

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heyimhanny:

Did u know that a snare carrier makes for a perfect trumpet carrier as well

heyimhanny:

Did u know that a snare carrier makes for a perfect trumpet carrier as well

the members of an orchestra

violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us

violins II: why do we always get the boring parts

flutes: we're so lonely

piccolo: lol fk your ears

french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE

oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar

violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US

trumpets: wats 'p'

trombones: wats quiet

cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between

bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck

clarinet: *squeaks*

timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

bass clarinet: lol where am i

tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*

harp: im just a more sophisticated piano

piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG

english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here

basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves

cornets: trumpet wannabe

cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS

xylophones: am i meant to be here?

triangles:

bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

Home alone tonight. Who wants to hang. (Empty offer because none of you are even remotely near to me geographically)

artemisdreaming:

Harp (cláirseach)1734John Kelly, Irish, active 1726–1736
IrelandHeight 167.8 cm, width 78.6 cm, depth 33.4 cm (Height 66 1/16 in., width 30 15/16 in., depth 13 1/8 in.)Willow, brassInscriptions: Incised on pillar: MADE - BY / IOHN - KELLY / FOR / THE REVD / CHARLES / BUNWORTH / BALTDANI / EL / 1734
Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

artemisdreaming:

Harp (cláirseach)
1734
John Kelly, Irish, active 1726–1736

Ireland
Height 167.8 cm, width 78.6 cm, depth 33.4 cm (Height 66 1/16 in., width 30 15/16 in., depth 13 1/8 in.)

Willow, brass

Inscriptions: Incised on pillar: MADE - BY / IOHN - KELLY / FOR / THE REVD / CHARLES / BUNWORTH / BALTDANI / EL / 1734

Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

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“And if you can single tongue that, well you’re probably very popular”
— My high school band director (via tehhermannator)e, (via i-should-be-practicing-viola)

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teddytrumpet:

kennythecontra:

learning the flute is the most infuriating thing

Learning the oboe just wait

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forevermeles:

It makes me so happy to be playing again #BandForever #Flute #GreatMusic #CantStayAway #me

forevermeles:

It makes me so happy to be playing again #BandForever #Flute #GreatMusic #CantStayAway #me

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